Tuesday, December 17, 2013

Nuts!



 

A lot is happening in the world of grammar lately. My friends have been emailing me really interesting grammar articles. Unfortunately, you will not get to learn any of the interesting grammar news in this post, and that is because I just graded an essay that contained a typo that has had me laughing like Beavis and Butthead for the past ten minutes.  Here it is: 

It was considered sac religion.

Now, all I can think about is sac religion. 

I’ve come up with some of the commandments: 

1. Thou shalt not kick.
2. Thou shalt not enter cold water.
3. Thou shalt not wear blue.
4. Thou shalt not listen to Tchaikovsky.

Help me. I need ten.

11 comments:

Jemi Fraser said...

Love that!!! I'm going to laughing for a while as well!!! :)

Andrew Leon said...

I think I'm missing something on this one.

Lorena said...

My husband had to explain this one to me, ha, ha!

susie said...

Thou shalt not hang low for the paparazzi. (I shalt not name the actor I hamm thinking of.)

the late phoenix said...

thou shalt only participate in hacky on college campuses.

my cousin worked on the Beavis and Butt-Head sister show when B & B revived after all those years dormant. that should have been me...i'm happy for him...but that should have been me...

Crystal Collier said...

LOL! Thou shalt not eat cheese on Thursdays.

Al Penwasser said...

Oh, great! I saw the title and immediately looked at that dude's crotch.
It scared me.
Going to surf for porn now (straight!!!).
5. Thou shalt not say the words "precious," "adorable," or "coffee klatch."
6. Thou shalt not immediately look at a guy's crotch, no matter the title of the blog post.
7. Thou shalt not glance at anyone else whilst using the urinal.
8. Thou shall allow only one man to touch the junk (thyself).
9. Thou shalt not drink wine coolers.
10. Thou shalt not admit to knowing what "lavender," "mauve," or "taupe" are.
Hope that helps getting you to ten.

Stephanie said...

That is awesome. It's making me think of that recent SNL skit with Bruce Willis, the "Boy Dance Party." Google it and you will know *exactly* what I mean.

Ruth Schiffmann said...

Oh my! Thanks for the chuckle =D

Jo Antareau said...

You had a ball writing that post! (Aw, nuts, I've run outa puns).

Theresa Milstein said...

I just want to know what it was supposed to be?

Sad?

Sad sac?